I AM ME

I'm as fat as a elephant

I'm as stupid as a monkey

I'm as naughty as a dog

I'm as dumb as a clown

I'm as angry as a teacher

I'm as cool as justin Bieber

I'm as good as a girl

I'm as awesome as a dragon

I'm as kind as a chair

The battle between two galaxies

Once upon a time in two different unknown galaxy there were two rivals, named Jack the elemental magician with strange mystical birthmark which gives him the magical powers. They both fought and elemental magician nearly won but Super V bear ESCAPES! One day he was sleeping and he dreamed of a little bear that whispered "Hey you, I want to be exactly like you!" Then Jack grumbled "No." "Pretty please!" No!I ALREADY SAID NO!" "oh,fine." sighed the little bear. After that the magician collapsed! Suddenly he was in his own dreams that he had last night. He was in a forest fighting Super V bear and nearly loss then the little bear(Not actually) woke Jack up. Then Jack woke up. Then Jack said "thanks for saving me you little bear." but when he faced backwards it was his rival Super V bear with his big gigantic body sticking out. Then they started fighting, they were strangling, punching and kicking each other. After all that fighting, they were both tired out! They rested for an hour then they started fighting again. They were still fighting until Jack got punched. His birthmark opened and then it allowed him to use his mystical powers so he used quicksand waterfall with burning flames together then Super V bear shouted "I surrender!" Then the cops came and arrested him. Next day later it was over all the news. Jack saves the day again or maybe saves the night.

Sally And The Blood-Sucking Witch

One day, one lovely day on mars, Sally the alien was out for a walk. She was walking until she came to the pet store. You see, Sally always wanted a pet, but she never had one or had known how fun it was to have one. But she went in anyway. All that was in the pet store was a moon rock, a red one. It did nothing for a while. Sally got bored and when she was just going to leave, she heard a noise. She turned back. The moon rock was bouncing. Up and down up and down. Sally really wanted to buy it. She reached into her pocket and grabbed three dollars. Moon rocks didn't cost that much money on mars. So once Sally payed she went home to go tell her parents.'' NO! You didn't even ask us. It's a big responsibility.'' Growled her dad. '' Anyone can look after a rock.'' Sally stomped to her room. She took the moon rock with her. When she slammed the door and locked it, the moon rock started to bounce again. Then it disappeared in a puff of smoke. '' So much for a pet.'' said Sally. Just then, a witch was standing right in front of her.'' HE! HE! HE! Your mine now!'' Screeched the witch. '' Your that m-m-moon r-rock-k.'' Sally said scared. '' Yup I can do some pretty good magic. Now come with me!'' '' Ahhhhhhhhhh!!! Mum mum! Dad dad!'' screamed Sally. Her parents went to see what was wrong but it was to late. The little alien was in a sack hanging off the edge of the witch's broom stick. ''Go away!'' Said Sally's Dad. '' I'll go away, with this ugly alien.'' The witch opened the window and flew out, Sally was going to planet earth. It was so cold up in the sky. It was so cold, that Sally turned BLUE. Finally they were in the witch's castle. The witch opened the sack and threw it on the ground.'' Consider yourself a little rude,'' Said Sally. '' and anyway what do you want from me.'' Sally said bravely. '' I want a SLAVE.'' Said the witch. '' By the way my name is Olka. Olka Big-teeth'' '' Who is your slave I don't see a slave.'' Sally asked. '' I'm laughing right a her. Ha.'' Olka said, annoyed. She opened her mouth. Sally saw big teeth hang down. She now knew why Olka sir-name was big teeth.'' Y-y-your a vamp-p-pire.'' '' Yup.'' said Olka '' I'll be your slave,'' said Sally quikly. '' just don't hurt me or, go back to Mars and hurt my parents.'' '' Ok ,here is list of things I need you to do.'' Olka was holding a huge long list, a MEGER long list. Sally began to say: '' How am I soposed to do all of...'' '' Shhhhh! You still want your live, than do it ALL!!!'' scremed Olka '' Okay.'''said Sally. So Sally did her work like scrubbing and brushing and cleaning Olka's room, she also made friends with the birds and one morning, the birds had a plan, a plan to get Sally out of the castle. The birds told Sally that they could fly out the window and go around the other side of the castle, through the window that had a room with the key in it, and come back and give the key to Sally. '' Brilliant!!! Now I can go and see my Mum & Dad again. But I will miss you guys, you are my best friends.'' Sally said sadly. '' Don't worry. We will come and visit.'' '' Okay then, lets get on with the plan.'' Said Sally. So the birds flew out and did what they said they would do. About ten seconds latter she heard a scream, a scream from a witch. But then she noticed that it was only the t.v. The All Blacks lost their game. Then she heard a jingle noise, a jingle noise of a key. '' THE BIRDS!!! '' Screamed Sally.

Fantail came swooping down with the keys and the birds. '' Thank you so much.'' Said Sally as she hugged Fantail. '' We also got the broom stick too. Your going to need it.'' Then Sally was on her way.

Kinopios bubblegum

Once upon a time there was a teenager called Kinopio he was not smart but his brother was because he is a cyborg. Kinopio smell's like strong lynx but his brother smell's weird"so one day he was chewing his sticky bubblegum on a train. Until bing bog we are having technical difficulty but lucky we are able to get to the train station that was close. As Kinopio gets off the train he stumbles over his shoe laces and his. Money fall's out of his pocket and in to the drain o"no my money.mum's gonna be made i,m thin thinking i,m thinking aha"nah"ah"nah"crowd"get to the point all ready ah my bubblegum. I will stretch my bubblegum and put it down the drain 5secs later SNAP!hang on let me check my pockets dang it i,m out of bubblegum. Then Kinopio walks to the bank and says two dollars$
please"no sorry you have to swipe your card well that was "weird As he walks out of the bank he walks through the park do" do" do hay look he fond 4 dollars$ on the ground and hay finders keepers losers weepers ha" ha" ha I love that rule. Then Kinopio says man i,m thirsty then he walks to the shop and says one fanta please wow it fall,s out of the sky yes. The end

The Forest of Fantasy

Once upon a time, on a cloud far far away, stood a misty blue castle surrounded by a huge ring of dust and a forest. Inside lived a Wise Old Wizard, who liked to vanish instead of walking. The Wise Old Wizard wears a robe the color of the night sky. On his robe he has 35 stars. He also has a matching pointy hat that also has stars but only 17. He has a beard that is 100 cm long, and is as white as a new Mac Computer. The Wise Old Wizard is very short, only 110 cm. He has a walking stick and a wand. His walking stick is also his emergency wand. He has a old creaky voice that he doesn't use very much, and he hasn't had a bath since he was 16 years old. This is a fact that made a lot of people faint; He...is...120...years...old...! He is so powerful that he can make the earth a different shape. With his wand, he created a calm and tame pet goblin named Bubble. He only created the goblin because he was lonely, since he had absolutely no family. The Wise Old Wizard was really wrinkly and smells like frogs. he is one of those wizard who hardly ever smiles, and is a good wizard, not one of those mean, cruel, and nasty wizard. As for his mansion, it is HUGE. From the outside it looks like a normal 2 story house, but from the inside it is as big as 1 quarter of the Tasmanian sea. He is very rich, and usually very, very LAZY. Once on a cold and stormy night, the Wise Old Wizard came out of his mansion, went under the ring of dust, and sat down on his bench. He was feeling very board and lonely. So he slowly walked toward the forest and heard a faint growling sound... He swore he saw tiny people flying on a swans back. He scanned through his mind and remembered that those things were called Pinhead.He still wasn't sure what and where the growling sound was coming from. Since the wizard was a very curious person, he walked on further. After about 15 minutes of walking , the wizard was faced by a huge dragon like creature that had scales, a rooster like head and lion shaped paws. For the wizard it was a very peculiar site....very peculiar. He scanned his mind seventeen times finally on the eighteenth time he remembered what the creature was. It was a griffin. It has been said that they are very dangerous, and the wizard was sure that the fact in the book was true because the griffin ate his wand as well as his emergency wand. Soon it was dusk , the sky was getting dark and the air was getting cold and the wizard lost his way. The owls were hooting and screeching in the cold misty night. The wizard kept walking and very soon came across a very short person. He introduced himself as the "Dwarf king". He told the wizard that he could have one wish only if he could find the medal of wonder. The wizard did not know where the medal of wonder was so he got stressed. He wanted to wish for him to go home. Two minutes later the dwarf king vanished leaving a note on the ground.The note said " Follow the path in this map, you will face dangers in your track, so be careful where you step and you will find the medal of wonder".... The wizard followed the trail and ended up exactly where he was before; with the griffin.He looked everywhere around the place and found nothing. Then he stroke the griffin wondering how his pet goblin might be feeling; Smack!! the map fell to the ground and as the wizard picked it up, he looked at it upside down. Looking it that way he figured out exactly where to go!!! He was almost there ; where the medal of wonder was but he had to go to the middle of the haunted cave. The wizard was as scared as a mouse before a hungry fat cat.He ran and while running he wished that he had his wand so that he could go home. Suddenly....Crash!! The wizard had bumped into a huge rock and that's where he found the medal of wonder. As soon as he grabbed it the dwarf king appeared. He thanked the wizard and granted him his wish. That's what helped the wizard to go home and live happily ever after.

Isabella"s Lockgate mystery

Trees Haiku Poem

A Haiku Poem is a poem that has three sentences. The first sentence is a five syllable sentence. The second sentence is a seven syllable sentence, and the third sentence is a five syllable sentence.

This is my Trees Haiku poem:

Taking lots of time.

growing slowly from the ground.

Leaving seeds behind.